Rock Bottom
February 17, 2008 by Wendy Cooper
How little of a life do I have?
I watched the Knight Rider movie tonight. One predictable cliche after another and a lot of painful groaners. Terrible acting, predictable plot, but I watched it for two hours. KITT as a Mustang with self-healing nano-technology was a nice upgrade. There are some unanswered questions though? What happened to the Knight Industries Two Thousand? Why does David Hasselhoff still have the same hair from the 80s? Who chose his horrible shirt? Is there an other evil twin of Knight Industries Three Thousand? What about Bonnie, what happened to her? I imagine she made her mark on the NASCAR circuit. I miss the old semi but the new Hercules was a nice cliched touch.
