Lasagna-phobia
September 16, 2007 by Wendy Cooper
Jordon is working nights and I sent him some lasanga pies that Safeway makes and sells. When I asked him how he enjoyed it, he said he didn’t. When I asked how they tasted, he replied that they tasted fine but during eating them, he managed to burn his elbow and his leg. Yes, his complaint was not that they didn’t taste well but he actually managed to burn his elbow while eating and for that, he blames Safeway 
If he’d stick to Dairy Queen, he wouldn’t be burning himself.
For Christmas, he needs one of these:
http://www.flyingtigerssurplus.com/c-1-p-7-id-1.html
(Make sure you don’t put a knife in the knife pocket. Accidents do happen!)