Hate Mail
August 19, 2006 by Wendy Cooper
I get my fair share of miserable mail, most of it comes from a couple of family members who wish I wasn’t blogging but Dooce’s mailbag blew me away.
If I have to see another “Mom says something witty to their kid” journal, I’ll probably hit myself in the stomach until I vomit my Capri Sun and ranch-flavored rice cakes all over my monitor.
Hookers are a dime a dozen, but mommy attention whore sites are a penny a truck load. You could do the world a favor and delete your site to make room for more interesting mommy blogs such as: www.ibeatmykidswithaspoon.com or www.trainingmykidsforslavelabor.net or even www.whogivesashitaboutmykidsexceptme.cc. It might sound horrible, but much like the body of a motorcyclist wrapped around a telephone pole after he hit it at 90MPH, you just can’t help but stop and appreciate it.
In closing, please get off the Internet.
The last time I checked, you don’t have to read Dooce or for that matter, my weblog. Some people need to get a life.
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