A decade with Jordon

Ten years ago today Jordon and I went out for coffee, kind of. I tagged along Jordon and Bruce to the Black Duck. I think Jordon was a little irritated I came along. He thought I was a know it all and talked too much. I thought Jordon was arrogant and aloof. Apparently we worked out our differences. In the ten years I have known Jordon, I have learned some things about him, some weird and twisted things. Here is the list of Jordon’s darkest secrets…

1. He will eat Kraft Dinner with not butter or milk in it.
2. Jordon hates with a passion scalloped potatos.
3. He is afraid of birds, especially chickens and turkeys.
4. Dislikes the Edmonton Oilers so much that he hopes that they have to move from Edmonton and to the United States.
5. Thinks it is evil when people write in books.
6. Let’s the dog sleep in the middle of the bed.
7. Uses Windows XP but runs a Mac like dock on it. Can you poseur?
8. While watching a documentry on crocodiles, he freaked out when Hutch put his paw on him. As if a crocodile has slipped past all of us and was attacking him.
9. Watches Jag but hates the writing and the acting. Catherine Bell may have something to do with it…
10. Loves Cuban Lunches but can’t find them anywhere.
11. Likes to sleep in such a cold room that glaciers form.
12. Doesn’t like caramel.
13. He would have voted for George W. Bush in 2000 if he was an American.
14. Can’t tolerate olives.
15. Is a pacifist yet reads military history.
16. Will defend Brian Mulroney and Grant Devine with a straight face.
17. Once through a copy of the Prayer of Jabez out of a car onto 22nd Street.
18. Is a fan of Battlestar Galatica, the Original Series.
19. Has watched every single Star Trek TNG.